IF Singapore was run by a militaristic government (we'd be in biiiiiiiig trouble),
1)"Ch**-by*" would be a very common greeting used in place of "Hello".
2)Shower voyeurism would be totally acceptable.
3)There would be no need to pursue a degree..It wouldn't even be recognised.
4)To get to work, people would have to march along the streets while singing hit army songs such as 'Training to be Soldier'
5)There would be no more fat women (and maybe men) due to the combination of daily cardiovascular exercise and miserable meal portions.
6)All meals would be catered for by NTUC Foodfare.
7)Fish would chew like a rubber dog toy.
8)Business with North American and European countries would be non-existent due to the apparent inability to construct proper and concise grammatical sentences in English.
9)Your news would be highly regulated and controlled. Compulsory articles would include recent promotions of officer ranks. There would be no obituary pages as all deaths would be covered up.
10)Because of such control and regulation in place, Singapore would therefore be a communist country as all employees would be paid the same minimal starting rate of $350 inc. meals and accomodation.
11)Smoking would be a chargeable offence outside of designated times and places.
12)Love would cease to exist as men and women alike would be prohibited to make contact while on duty.
13)We would have no tourists due to the repulsiveness of sweat-reeked T-shirts used for days on end without proper washes.
14)Chinese-educated families would be rich due to the absence of Gambling!
15)The combined IQ level of the entire nation would be a negative and any hint of sanity would all be lost by the 10th day.
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