1. Hmmmm, I'm going to be veerrrry moody once the effects of my diet kick in.
2. Mannn..I wish I could eat that coleslaw.
3. (Before entering house) Hmmmm, I wonder what's dinner. (Enters house, sees dining table) Shit, why'd she go to McCafe again?
4. After shaving, my face sure does look naked..
5. What random thoughts, now I'm gonna take all of them, and put them on my blog.

Ha. Ha. Ha.