I hate getting stared at by Gay men.
I even hate it when I get 'CHECKED OUT' by them.
It's not like I have a defined hatred towards them but the slightest thought of having another man project seemingly lustful thoughts at me makes me cringe.
It's flattering to a certain extent and also in a weird kinda way but man, would it ever be so much better if I had the same reaction from girls my age.
Needless to say, women both below and above the age of 20 can be pretty.
The sad fact is they're pretty much full of shit sometimes (or maybe all the time).
Before tempers flare and cries of outrage denouncing apparent 'CHAUVANISM' let fly, here me out.
I understand why so many women 'don't have time for men' or find it 'increasingly difficult' to trust men but man, this is how I see things.
Women aren't always the sweet, innocent, companions they portray themselves to be because deep down that demure exterior, they'll always be the vicious, selfish and politically-thirsty hounds they desire to be.
They may seem quiet in school, they may sometimes even be underachieving but here's a fact; when they grow up, they become absolute BITCHES who would kill to climb up a corporate ladder at work when they find out about the kind of life they COULD live when they work hard.
Then we move on to you women (yes,YOU know who you are!) who would do exactly the same to achieve exemplary academic results. If I were to land a finger on your books, you'd slice it off before I could say, "Hey I think you're really pretty."
And what's all this rubbish going between all of you about how men have HUUUUGE egos and do stupid things? Hey, hey, hey..now just because we KNOW how to have fun doesn't mean we don't have brains. (The atomic bomb wasn't created by woman with a bushy moustache now, was it? ;) )
If anything, I think women have egos far bigger than men! Oh no?
If we had a chance to take a picture of your bitter little faces whenever you lost to us in a game..the moment would be PRICELESS.
Can't take the heat eh? Heh heh heh.
I guess that's what you would get when you try to live lives like men. To try to achieve what we achieve and solely to prove that you're better off than us.
Well guess what, as long as Periods and Pregnancy are around, it'll be difficult.
Don't go around showing people how badly your mood swings from left to right like my windscreen wipers, we know you NEED to talk, but is there REALLY a need to let go your grip on the emotional control?
And then we have the issue on lesbians. Dykes are just about as f-cked up as a baboon's ass on a mid-winter night's blizzard.
They go around poisoning the minds of the MOST beautiful women and leave us with those who can't make it? What's up with that?
Do you truly expect the next level of evolution to leave us with a species of humans called Homo Looklikeshitien?
And then you huddle in groups and have this deeeep, burrrrrning hatred for men as if we took a shit on your front porch and lit it on fire.
Come on, don't stereotype us like that. You need to understand a couple of things about men. And I'm going to tell you what they are.
1.SOME men may cheat on their partners, but most others DON'T. So don't be stupid and go after some rich idiot whom you KNOW, is only gonna leave you with an emotional bruise the size of the Grand Canyon and a heartbreak as long as the Great Wall of China.
2.Men may be creatures of sloth, but that's ONLY because we want the most EFFICIENT way out of things and that leaves us to normally do things as quickly as possible and with the least hassle.
3.Don't ever accuse a man of not listening to you because we sure aren't deaf. If we have ever seemed to be bad listeners, it's only probably because you were bad communicators.
4.Don't ever butt in a man when he's talking or try to take charge when he already is. You're only gonna f-ck things up.
5.Sure, men may not be perfect. But are you any better?
6.The next time you wanna bash a man, think of how you'll probably end getting bashed up!
7.There will always be good men out there. But if you're not gonna be friendly to those to talk to you, remember two things: The Moon, and the Great Wall.
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006
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