Saturday, July 01, 2006
Forget the grammar, forget the formatting and forget the syntax. That's what I'll do this time round. I ask for the forgiveness of all of you but I just have to bitch about the society I live in otherwise I wouldn't be able to sleep. In fact, that was probably the reason why I kept tossing and turning in bed last night!

But for that matter, there was some asshole who kept staring at me as I was walking down the street past the marketplace just outside my house. The first time I came across this guy was about two years ago when he was smaller but just as stupid. And I was at the busstop while he was in the bus. For no apparent reason, he flashed me the finger and since then, we've sorta become sworn enemies.

Two years later and a head taller, fat and still as unintelligent, he's got tattoos and loud ah beng techno music booming in his car and he stares me down like he wants to pick a fight.

I don't know what's the deal with dogs like him but I had a pretty nice picture of myself putting him away with a slash to the throat with a dagger in a dark alley. (Someone keep me from getting a knife please..)

On the flipside, you have just about every local male above the age of eighteen who pronounces the word, 'Clerk' as 'Clark'. Now phuc that man. I've brought up this discussion before and I shall bring it up again.

Firstly, I don't know who came up with or when it came about or even WHY there are people who pronounce it in that manner. My guess is that the person who started saying the word that way soon had a series of copycat followers who had NO IDEA of what they were saying. In other words, Monkey see, Monkey do.

If you choose to use Queen's English as your defence, please do your revision before you start making an idiot out of yourself in public. We're living in Singapore where our government has been stressing (much to their distress) the importance of a SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH campaign. If you're telling me that you can't make the effort to change the way you pronounce just ONE letter in a word to make a sentence more audibly pleasant, you're a goner. I'm serious..you're RETARDED.

Which demon possesses you to pronounce 'E'..as 'A'??? Is Superman's alter ego spelt as, 'CLERK KENT'?? If so, wouldn't that make him CLARK C*NT? I wonder...

I am someone, who is PROUD to say that I say it the way it SHOULD be said. 'C-l-e-r-k'. And nothing will change that. I do hope that people will wisen up though.

Arggghhhhh...I hate living with spoilt kids. That's something else about me, I don't make friends with spoilt teenagers of today. I think enough of that has been mentioned in the previous post. Therefore, Arrivederci!



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