So I was watching Dave Chappelle and his stand up and I could never agree (and laugh better) at these comments which he had to make which, till this day, will forever stand as my favourite quotes.
"Come on now, you go to a woman's house, her house'd be comfortable as SHIT.
They LOVE comfortable surroundings, so they can GET comfortable in their surroundings.
Cuz let me tell you something..If a man can have sex with a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house!"
"But that's still not where chivalry got killed.
Chivalry got killed..by those feminist movements in the womens' magazines that got women going crazy because women got too much advice ABOUT men..from other women.
-Chappelle shrugs-...because they don't know what they hell they're talkin about."
"You see..the test of women...is Mah-tee-re-uhl.
The test of men...is women.
and when I say 'test', i mean DEE-SIRE"
-Dave Chappelle.
He's a Genius.
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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