So I come back home after sending my girlfriend back at 12am in the morning, and goodness, hell..what do I find lying on the dining table?? THIS! A book sent from the local Navy!
This is freakin freaky! I don't know how they did or when, but gooooodness, it looks like I've authored my own book! Haw haw, I can't WAIT to show this to all my friends in church.
It even has, 'A TRUE STORY' written on it!
And here's the oh-so-captivating sypnosis written on the rear of the paperback...
This is freakin freaky! I don't know how they did or when, but gooooodness, it looks like I've authored my own book! Haw haw, I can't WAIT to show this to all my friends in church.
It even has, 'A TRUE STORY' written on it!
And here's the oh-so-captivating sypnosis written on the rear of the paperback...
"CHIA WEI SHOONG SHERWIN
is a young Singaporean who
embarked on an extraordinary life in 2006.
Opening in the author's home at
73 TELOK BLANGAH HTS
#02-309
SINGAPORE 100073
this book serves as an autobiography
of the writer's experiences as a
Naval Combat Systems Specialist.
Operating and controlling state-of-the-art combat systems.
Duties that take the writer around the world.
It's a life FULL of excitement, challenges,
and discoveries. A MUST-READ for those
who aspire to live life...To the Fullest."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I...am..laughing my...big fat ass off!!
Reading that left me with things in mind.
- Has the army got clairvoyants now? Gee..only March 2006 and they can SEEE into the future already!
- I was like, "Holy Sh*t! How the f*** did they get my address on the book?? It's actually quite simple really.
- Looking closely at the photo, after having Nat tell me this, it donned upon me that the officer on the LEFT not only has a stark resemblance to ME..he's got MY EYES! Look closely!
- And after that, I was thinking, now everyone reading this blog knows where I live.
- My mom went, "What is that ah? I saw that and I saw the address and I was wondering...what the SHIT is that?"
- As exciting or challenging or appealling any sector of the armed forces may seem, we ALL KNOW that the neither the army, navy or government pay well. And that the ONLY way one could ever fall for such a ploy was if you resembled and fitted every single characteristic of the idiot displayed below,
