So there I was, walking down from Takashimaya to Heeren and it hit me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? (YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE)
And I gave it some thought before the inner child and I came to the conclusion that THE NUMBER ONE superpower I would wanna have would be the ability to fly like Superman. Ruling out all other possibilities that your wish would be granted by a Genie bent on f-ing up your wishes in some sick, twisted form, the power to fly at 209487479832 times the speed of light would WAY cool.
Then I wouldn't have to waste all that money on lousy drivers in slow buses anymore, or cab drivers who intentionally try to squeeze out that extra dollar from you by simply driving like s-h-i-t (I hate it when they do that, really.)
And as you know, your brain is a marvelous work of creation. It's not only capable of processing information at 40 times the speed of a computer ( I don't know about now though so please take these words with a pinch of salt), it's also clever enough to start prodding the various probabilities of OTHER combinations of what superpowers I wished I could have; instead of just having the power to fly. What a smart skanking bugger we have up in out heads. So then I coughed up a list of
APART FROM FLYING, WHAT OTHER SUPERPOWERS WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU KNEW COULD HAVE THEM?
And thus, my brain, being unable to keep its itching self from producing the most unconventional of superconscious thought, proceeded to tell me that I'd like:
- The ability to read minds and communicate telepathically - So hey, now I'm like Professor X!But it's way cool because I'd always be a step ahead of you, you'd never win in an arguement, and if I was doing business with you, I'd know what you'd want, and proceed to earn my money off you.
- To have an indestructible adamantium-composite skeleton that allows me to walk around with daggers hanging out of my hands - I figured if I were to smoke cigars, I might as well add on right?
- To shape shift - This would be the ultimate ownage tool OF ALL. I'd pretend to be Bush, kill Powell and get his stinking ass outta the whitehouse! Not to mention the indescribable and uncontainable mischief I could create!
- Invisibility - This was one of the powers I knew eons before time would be thoroughly abused by me and therefore has made its way into my list of 'X-rated superpowers you wished you had Greatest Hits'. This is self-explanatory. However, because I am such a good boy, I would picture myself helping to defend the nation by going on reconnaissance and spy missions in an all-out bid to steal highly-coveted and top secret military documents and building plans LMAO.
Of course, having superhuman strength wouldn't do any harm.
