1.New case of Bird Flu death occurs in Turkey.
Is it really that surprising that a country called Turkey gets stricken with bird flu? I'd think the name says everything.
NEXT!!
2.'Members of the public give feedback on the terrorism attack exercise organised by the Civil Defence.'
"Complaints were received from members of the public. One such member, student Lee Cheng Wei, 18, had this to say(in a stuporish dreary mumble), "I don't think it was necessary for them to hold such an exercise. It was such an inconvenience as I had to get things done."
It seems that 41 years of Independence and multiple reforms in the education system have done nothing, zilch, zero, noi, for this poor, young dumb chap. My young man, do you even understand what the purpose of the local body for the public's defence was? Apparently not.
Though I support the SCDF's efforts to simulate a fairly realistic enactment of an attack, I do not think it is highly likely that Singapore shall be the prey of turbanised, bearded men with explosives strapped to their chests in 30 years. Therefore, Mr. Lee Cheng Wei, you are safe from my verbal mockery.
Another woman had this to say,"I was supposed to get to church at 9am today. Now because of this event, it is already 9.30am and I am still not in church."
My dear lady, I am very sure, in every guaranteed context, that in the event of you getting caught in the crossfires of a terrorist attack or getting blown up and dying, God would graciously excuse you for not being able to attend church.
Last, but not least, a married woman and her three children (or maybe just one) had this to say, "I am soooo upset you know. How can they make a wife like me and my poor children walk unsheltered to cross the road? I was VERY upset when I wanted to use the underground pass but I couldn't and they told me I could not cross because they had sealed it off. I feel that they(the SCDF) should think and consider on a case-to-case basis! Hmmph!"
"Maaaaammmmmmyyyyyy!"
Lady, look, what you have just said on national radio only serves to prove but a f*cking idiotic and self-centred bitch you are. We understand that you're worried about your children getting sick should they get caught under the rain. But what? Are you going to deprive them of ever having the chance of playing in the rain or jumping into puddles? Surely, for the love of everything you're not going to be so protective of your beloved children? And for crying out loud, it's only A LITTLE RAIN! We understand it's been raining non-stop for the past two days but is getting your blouse wet and having men look at your under-wired undergarment worrying you?
Think, people! THINK! If you were caught in an ACTUAL (Note: actual=highly improbable) attack, you wouldn't even WANT to use that underground walkway you were so hard-up on using.
And for those of you who simply complained about WHY the SCDF just haaaad to hold the exercise at 6.38am on that day, would you just PLEASEEE grow-f*ing-up and realise that if there was an ACTUAL attack, you probably wouldn't know when it would be??
I mean, you seriously don't expect Mr. Al-Muhammed Mukhtar strapped with a bomb vest to come up to you and say, "Excuse me sir, but do you have a light?"
Goodness no! You wouldn't even know when such a thing could happen!
So, to the people of Singapore, wake your ideas up, pull your bloody fingers out of your arses, and pull up your frikkin' pants because it's time to stop being so self-centered!
