So it's Tuesday, a very loooong time since I made my last entry on a Sunday what, two weeks ago? But since then, many things have happened that I wouldn't really bother documenting here other than my recent trip to Cold Storage with my mom last week when I was on MC (and painkillers) due to the herniation of my lumbar disc.
Like I said, there I was at the veggie section but I didn't know if someone decided it would be secretly funny to arrange every STIFF, CYLINDRICAL-shaped vegetable along the same row.
I called it, 'the Phallic section'. I kid you not. Lo and behold, there I was standing in front of the many baskets, starting with Cucumbers, then Carrots, Radishes, Zuchinis before ending with really Big Brinjals. May I add, all these -ahem- vegetables were well over 7 inches long; wonder if they were packed with Vitamin C, IF you know what I mean lol.
I then left to do a little window shopping by myself and no sooner had I stepped out of Cold Storage, my itchy bum, for some apparent reason, had found its way towards Zara where I was suddenly interested in the prospects of obtaining a nice, spanking new suit that I could use for myself.
I called it, "P-day", that Tuesday as everything significant that I could remember (including the Penile vegetables-see what I mean?), began with the letter 'P'. This included the oh-so-hot black pinstripe suit that I picked out for the fun of it. Never in my life had I put on a suit, let alone tried the entire fittings on.
Was it a real transformation? Ohhhh boy, to be honest, I felt REEALLY good :D In no way was I shabby-looking but hey, I event felt myself getting excited..I can't believe I said that!
But to cap things off, I got the price from the really patient sales assistant, Alvin, and it turned out to be $389. Really good for a suit coming from Zara really.
I think I may have just found something I really like for a birthday and christmas present.
In short, "I walked in a pauper, I came out a pimp" ('P's again). And I was everything except Pissed off.