Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Mee-eeee..
Happy, ok enough la.
Well anyway, my birthday' was on Saturday! And being extremely happy, I'll just take the initiative to declare the whole of this week a time to celebrate and revere the occasion of the day I came onto the earth to wreak havoc and mischief among the masses!
Chronologue of last night:
Got tickets at 9 from Steph, went to Mack's place to drink first and save money, headed to zoukout half-drunk, eventually getting (or knicking) myself a vip pass -read as: WOO-HOO!- Danced the night away till 7am at various stages. Armin Van Burren and Stephane Pompougnac were immensely awesome. Though zoukout was 30% gay and tranny population, it did provide quite a sight. Might I add, the gays were handsome and the trannies were H-O-T.
But pretend I never said that. In fact, I never did ;)
Got home at 7.30 and showered before hitting the bed right away, limp as a floppy dog's ear. Was eventually late for the ASCA course but who cares?
And should you decide to head to zoukout next year, here's my guide to getting drunk and smashed as hell.
- Drink 5 glasses of red wine- 2001 M. Chapoutier- at your friend's place (preferably with parents who don't mind having alcohol in their presence)
- Follow the 5 glasses with a glass of vodka red bull, NO ICE,heavily filled with Smirnoff till past halfway.
- Fill 2 shot glasses with Ballantines 12 years malt whiskey and LIGHT THEM. Let it flame till hot and down the buggers.
- Follow up with a seperate shot of Absolut Citron, taken in the same way- flamed and hot. I swear to you, no one's dared to drink it the same way I have.
- Pause to take a break of fried mealworms (yes, I ate them and they taste like tea leaves)
- Finish off with two glasses with Bailey's straight up.
- Go to zouk and sneak free beers from friends. Beer of choice- 2 mugs of Heineken sculled in one shot. Thanks to Pat for this very unrefined way of drinking beer :D.
- Get up on those podiums and HAVE FUN!
If all else fails, just grab an empty bottle and bring it down on your head. Instant way to GET SMASHED.
Photos'll be up soon!
