Anyway, IPP's been really great for me. In the course of getting my massage therapy certification and life has never been better having such a great sports life.
But the trip every morning to work has just been a roller coaster that pisses you off.
I really don't know what's the deal with SBS but someone's seriously got to f*cking do shit about the way the bus services are being run. And here are MANY examples:
- Why do buses seem to take f-o-r-e-v-e-r to come and when they do, several of them come at once? ( I know what you're thinking of! You dirty-minded buggers.)
- When you wait for a bus that never seems to come and decide to take a cab once you start getting late, only to turn around once you've gotten in the cab to see the bus behind you.
- When you decide that you're gonna take that extra effort one morning to get up early, JUST SO you can catch an early bus and it never seems to arrive. Incidentally, EVERY OTHER bus at that stop just seems to come and go as if there was an infinite amount of buses.
- By the time the example in number 3 happens, you're as late as a constipated shit.
- When you're walking to the bus stop, 30 metres away and suddenly you see your bus speed into the bus stop. You give chase, but the bastard of a driver sees you and decides you look really ugly that day and speeds off without you OR
- When you're walking to the bus stop, 30 metres away and suddenly see your bus speed into the bus stop but you decide that you're not gonna bother. Instead, taking your time to walk, thinking that your bus is one of those 'EVERY OTHER' buses that will come within 5 minutes; only to get your bloody arse jacked and you have to wait till the cows come home again before your bus arrives.
And let me repeat, this ONLY happens with SBS. I've yet to see Trans-Island/SMRT pull this off when they do, I'd get myself a bloody car.
Speaking of cars...I've just gotta do this. I've noticed an increasing number of local drivers making really sad efforts to modify their cars. It's as if they didn't have enough money to mod the whole thing and could only afford to change a certain piece.
The most common modification I've seen to date has to be the ever-becoming bombastic exhaust pipe. Some of these things get so big, they become ugly.
Have you ever seen a Hamadriyas baboon's ass and thought how unsightly it was? That's exactly the fault I'm trying to find here. It's almost as if the drivers of these cars think having a bigger asshole would show who's the bigger f*ck. Well, just because you have a bigger asshole doesn't necessarily been you shit more (think performance wise). You may fart more, as with those out-of-place exhaust notes but it's no way in hell when it comes to substance over style for you guys.
Remember! Substance over style..not Style over Substance. Unless of course, you own a prime Italian Stallion that's got 'Ferrari' stamped on it. So if you're in Singapore and decide to mod your car, please get something that gives you more bang for your buck; not something that takes your buck to go 'bang'.
