Anyway, just thought I'd share some witty abstracts from a shitty local tabloid known as the N*wpaper (I can't use names or else I might get arrested...)
WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN!
- Classic: A book that people praise but do not read
- Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
- Experience: The name men give thier mistakes
- Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. (LOL)
- Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he's dead
- Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Wazzzaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
