Three men got lost in a jungle one day, and got caught in the middle of a cannibal camp where they were ambushed and tied up.
They were approached by the cannibal chief who made a deal with them-
"Each of you shall go out into the forest and find me 10 of the same fruit. After which you must do what I tell you to do with the fruit, or you will die."
So each of the men set out into the forest to gather 10 of the same kinds of fruit, under the watchful eyes of the cannibals and the first man returns with 10 apples. The cannibal chief says to him, "Now you must take these apples, and stuff them up your anus one-by-one. If you make any noise, we will kill you, and eat you."
The first man did as he was told and he proceeded with the first apple. It went in without a sound but when it came to the second apple, it was unbearable and he screamed. And they killed him, and ate him.
The second man came back with 10 cherries and the chief told him what to do. So the second man began counting. "1..2..3..4". Everything was fine until cherry number 9 and he began laughing uncontrollably and he too, was then killed.
On the way up to heaven, the first man met up with the second man and was confused. "Hey, you were doing fine all the way up till that last cherry. Why did you laugh suddenly?"
The second man replied, "Nothing was wrong until I saw the last guy come back with 10 pineapples."
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Monday, August 29, 2005
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