Once upon a time, in the ancient palace of Assguard, sat the mighty throne of the ruler of all Horse gods of mythology- Oh-dim.
Oh-dim was not only the supreme ruler of Assguard, he was the keeper of the temple that bore his two sons- Bore, the god of Blunder and Pokey, the god of mischievous type Pokemon. And one morning, Oh-dim said, 'Now boys, let's take a ride in my chariot shall we? We will ride down...the um...the..the uhh watcha-ma-call-it? Ah yes! The rainbow out of the palace and down into that place where people scuttle about doing their daily..umm...what's that word again?', 'Routines?' says Bore. 'Ah yes! Routines! That was the word I was looking for! My,my..how clever I am.'
'Huh. How clever can you get with a name like Oh-DIM?' snarled Pokey.
'What was that?' replied Oh-dim
'I said no one could be cleverer than a man with the name Oh-Dim, Father!'
'Oh! Yes..yes..right you are. I take pride in my name ya know.'
So off they rode, down the magical rainbow out of Assguard. However, it wasn't the smoothest of rides due to the shape of the rainbow. You see, in the magical plains of Assguard, structures have literal meanings to them. In this case, the rainbow wasn't exactly bowed and wasn't exactly made out of seven colours. It was a shoelace bow with its intrinsic winds and curves and not only that, it was made out of frozen rain with really huge potholes. Which made a great ride for bumps and knocks with the occasional 'Ow! F*ck you!' stemming from Pokey's mischievous mouth. With the "OOH!" and the "AHH!" finally out of the way, the tripping trio stepped out of the chariot, which was driven by Bore the god of Blunder himself. Now you may have been wondering how come Bore hasn't shown any signs of blunder or mishap ever since they left home but hah! I didn't say he DIDN'T, did I?? But ironically, he really didn't make any blunders except for wearing his ridiculous looking horned helmet while wielding his legendary Bore's Hammer of Snore which managed to capture the attention of a certain Brooklyn citizen by the street.
"Hey-as, you guys-a lookin pretty weeird"
'Quiet!' Replied Bore, and *ZAP!* a bolt came out and struck the stranger on the forehead and almost immediately, he went into a deep, deeeep sleeeeeep..
But suddenly, three shots rang out and startled the foreign clowns. And they turned, and Pokey went 'Oh. Hello Startlemon!'
*Pokedex voice*: 'Startlemon! The prankster pokemon. Enjoys scaring people by giving off loud noises that sound like guns, firecrackers, or anything explosive.'
'Pokey, you suck.'
'Hey, shut up fat ass. At least I have friends. All you do is put everyone to sleep'
And as the skies grew dark, and the thunders started to clap, the Batsignal became visible in the overcast skies.
'Oh look! A big black bird!' Only a sentence like that could have come out of Oh-dim's mouth but yet he carried on..'It's not moving though..is it dead?'
"No..but you three are" and Batman appeared, running out of the alleyway, firing three big,black batarangs and *KONKED!* each Horse god on their heads, giving them severe brain haemorrhaging and they died on the spot before Batman could give a *Kapow!* or a *Kablam!* and off he flew, into the darkness once more; leaving the tripping trio, tripped.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
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