Tom Thumb, Snow White and Quasimodo met up one day, and all three had wondered if there was anyone else who surpassed them in their traits.
So Tom Thumb wondered, "Am I the smallest man in the world..or is there someone out there SMALLER than me?" He thought about this, and he became depressed.
Up next was Snow White. And Snow White wondered, "Am I the fairest of them all, or is there someone else fairer than me?" She too, thought about this, and became depressed.
Quasimodo stood for a while, listening to Tom Thumb and Snow White, and he began to wonder, "Am I the ugliest human in the world, or is here someone uglier than me?" He also thought bout this, and became depressed.
Then one day, all three died.
As they stood outside the Pearly Gates of Heaven waiting to be let in, they heard the voice of God saying, I can tell you what your hearts desire to know the most.
Tom Thumb was the first to step into the gates and five minutes later he came out waving his hands in the air. He said, "So indeed, there IS no one smaller than me!" and he stepped aside.
Following after, Snow White went in and came out five minutes later saying, "Indeed! I AM the fairest of them all!" She smiled, and stepped aside and Quasimodo stepped up.
He walked into the gates and five minutes later, he came out looking utterly confused and scratching his head, he said, "Who the fuck is Barbara Streisand??"
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