All right, tally ho now..so jolly ol' London's won the bid to host the 2012 Olympics.
Not to be a wetblanket here but sometimes I really wonder if the world's even gonna last that long with all the politics and unseen (also most likely unheard) international friction going on and ever heating.
So with the likes of David Back-ham and Sebastian Coe, the Queen and even Australia's (YES, Australia..well, they come from England and go 'mate' don't they?) Grant Hackett supporting London's bid, how could they possibly lose? The answer, is of course blatantly simple..the ONLY way they could lose was if they gave a bid like Moscow's. Heehee and *ouch, that's gotta hurt*
Well anyway, I honestly don't understand why Singaporeans can turn into feral retards and go absolutely bonkers when they hear the name David Beckham, or better still, get to see him in person. The good thing behind it is, you'd probably get to rub shoulders with one of the biggest bad arses (no,no..in London, they say ARSE, not ass) in football and the world today; BUT with all his bodyguards, managers, models who claim they slept with him and what not, you'd be better off getting drunk in the arms of a gay hobo in Tanjong Pagar.
For those of you who had no idea, whether you even believe this shit or not, Becks actually came down to my school, the HONORARY AND PRESTIGIOUS Nanyang Polytechnic, to give out the National Youth Achievement Awards (NYAA).
Oh hang on, hang on! I think someone out there's just fainted!
So anyway, he comes into the school and like I said, he's COMPLETELY surrounded by shouting,screaming and no doubt mentally handicapped girls, students, wwwhatever.
I actually respect Becks for not giving a shit about these madcaps because if I were him, I'd go stark raving MAD and punch the shit out of someone who tried to steal an autograph from me or anyone who annoyed the hell out of me.
Did I mention that one particular student from one particular school actually went berserk, RAN up to Beckham and virtually scared the shit out of the Brit into signing his autograph? Nah, he wasn't from NYP (not like it mattered anyway) but came from SINGAPORE POLY instead. Not that I care less really..
An idiot, will always be an idiot.
So back to the point of screaming fans etc..The people who were there have probably never got laid in their life. Given the chance, I think they'd have to beg prostitutes to take their money and get in bed.
As bad as it sounds,it's called d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-i-o-n.
In other words, you do stupid things for the one event that could possibly change your life. In the above example, it would be contracting a nasty STD but in the case of Beckham, it would mean watching him say 'Hello.' only to have his manager say, 'I'm sorry but that's all the time he has today because he IS a busy man'
Absolutely wonderful...
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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