What sound woul you normally associate the cold with? That shivery 'BRRRRRRRRR' right? Now here's the funny part. I heard the EXACT same sound coming from the community centre toilet.

So there I was at the tap, washing my hands when the same sound came out again! Lo and behold, as I turned (and to my bewilderment) was an odd looking man, dressed in trousers and a polo-tee with his zip undone apparently coaxing himself to pee.
I have to admit, not only did he sound stupid, he looked it. For one thing, I can't imagine myself going "BRRRRRRRRR!" in the school toilet, or ANY other toilet for that matter. Not only would I look like a bloody moron, I'd be made the laughing stock!
So this guy goes on for about 30 secs or so before I finally hear his golden ale going down the urinal; I don't know if that's supposed to be a good thing but it sure as hell beats listening to that ridiculous noise he kept making! It was a good thing his dick wasn't visible otherwise I might have burst out laughing.

Now as I sit here and think about this, several questionable thoughts come to mind.
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I wonder what would have happened if he went "BRRRRRRRRR" and I followed with, "THE ICEMAN COMETH!"
or if he went "BRRRRRRRRR" and I went, "Whoa,whoa..is it too cold in here? Is Mr. Freeze in the same toilet?"

Whatever the case, this goes out to anyone, the next time you hear someone doing the same thing (I don't know about you girls), just do the same thing or better yet, LAUGH REAALLLL LOUD and run out of the toilet before that person manages to get his hands on you.

Btw, I'm A FAN OF LINGHAM'S CHILLI SAUCE! All thanks to Charlotte and Daryl for suggesting that I get it. ;)