On to the current musings in my life. Have any of you ever come across a real life pervert? Excluding that sad bum, Dick Chan, I have. This guy's even got the classic set-up that makes a pervert so authentic. Shady look, big hat to disguise his head, the sunglasses to screen his eyes...and screen his targets. Simply put, the guy's got them on so he can see what on the other side of them but no one can see IN or where he's looking at.
As if that's not enough, he's even got the newspapers with him to give the impression that he's just another early morning reader when in actual fact he's just reading the papers to pass time before his next target comes along..
So how he goes about doing his job is that he reads the paper yea; and that's when only men are walking in front of him, and whenever a woman comes along...BAM! The papers are brought down like a draw bridge to allow his eyes to trail their backsides. JUST LIKE BEES TO HONEY. YEAAA..and when the woman he's eyeing is out of sight, FLIP! His papers prop back up again. Just like that as they were before..
I think it's pretty normal for a guy to look at a pretty girl whenever they go by but this guys clearly makes it his job!
But if you wanna talk about where the real pervs are, go to Thailand..cause there's a reason why they call it 'The land of a thousand smiles'. No, not in Bangkok..in Pattaya. Have you guys ever been to Pattaya? Pretty great place I'd say. It's the ONLY place where they've got three kinds of sexes. It's true..I say three. They have:
- Men
- Women
- Wo-arethose-men (??)
I swear, my eyes were wide open the moment I got off the car..not wide open in awe, wide open on the lookout for the wrong groping hands. I was this transvestite/transsexual cabaret one night, it was called Alcazar, and I knew I was in the wrong place.
People, if you ever go to Pattaya, never let the locals guide you around. It saves you the money AND it saves you the scare -wink-.
Depending on how you look at it, Pattaya could have more than 3 sexes..other sexes would include
- Men to Women
- Men to Men
- Men to Women, who used to be Men.
The most entertaining part has to be looking at that dumb white man falling for every trick in the book and eventually getting drunk, while bringing that tranny back home. Sooner or later, he's bound to get a dick in his ass *Shudder*..A fate worse than death. If he's lucky, he might just walk away without contracting an STD.
Because a drunk white man can do ANYTHING..and that includes cheating death. Picture a white dude who knew drunken boxing. Now THAT puts a pretty comical picture in your heads now doesn't it? ;)
