Let me warn you guys about the dangers of NOT eating right. Particularly two areas of concern-
- Not eating frequent meals
- Overeating.
Both of which are linked to one another. You see, how this works is that when you don't eat enough, you're basically starved. And when you're starved, you tend to get cranky and when you're cranky, your mind doesn't think rationally. The instant you see FOOD lying in front of you, you can't help but morph into a ravenous beast that eats like it's been caged up in a shack for a month or so. In other words, I went ape-shit nuts the moment I finished school at 10PM last night; stepping into Newton food centre with nothing but well..food on my mind.
Remember what I said about not thinking rationally? I lost all sense once my senses were flared up by the aromas of greased noodles and spicy seafood. AND MY FAT ASS JUST HAD TO ORDER -drumroll please-
$3Hokkienmee$5blackcarrotcake$6tulang(muttonbonemarrowdowsedinchillisauce)$8stingray(sharedwithnigel)andafullbottleofHeinekentowashitallllldownbymyself.
I'd let you go decipher all that and tell me what you think about it. As I mentioned, overeating (I think gorging in my case) is not a good thing. Why? Well, if you were me, your stomach would probably explode as soon as you stood up before allowing your rectum to give way, eventually shitting yourself but thanks to my superior gastronomical storage system, I was lucky to walk away feeling fat, full and just plain merry. On the other hand, looking at it now, putting on half a kilo of fat is not a really good joke to pull on yourself.
The next time I go chowing down in an all-out, no-holds barred hawker buffet, I'm bringing my artificial defibrillator with me.
TODAY:
Well, I got up early to send my dad off to Jakarta this morning and it was quite a moving experience. If I were to say it was the first time in 18 years I had ever given my dad a hug and felt proud to be his son, I'd mean it.
Then before I knew it, he was off..like a bull on gas, soon to enjoy his SIA flight.
Which kina makes me wonder...what would SIA girls be without their corsets? I have no bloody clue.
However, I did manage to come home to see that my mom had proved to me several things
- She was drunk and her ear was itchy
- She had very good timing and
- There IS intelligent life in space.
