Making derogatory remarks about pricks and arseholes is obviously healthy! Imagine, for the good of the public, if you happen to see a goon taking a pee in the lift, you rebuke him and make an ass out of him so that he doesn't do it again right?
I guess in modern context, it's called taking the bugger to court and slapping a fine on him.
And making derogatory remarks also happens to be something I enjoy.
Which makes me wanna rant SO MUCH about how I HAAAATE Dunman High School students. Goodness, they've gotta be just about the most UNHYGIENIC and DISGUSTING bunch of students I have ever encountered in my life. (HAHA..you can't sue me for that because I'm not 'defaming' the school..I'm stating a sad fact about its students -wink-)
NOW, if you happen to be me, you'd have to take SBS bus service #30 each day to training on certain afternoons. Help me so because I hate the bus service as much as I do the students who get on the moment it exits at Fort Road.
My nap is disturbed by seriously pungent odours reeking into the aisle of the bus the moment these students get on. It's hard to believe that even the GIRLS are equally SMELLY and SWEATY and just plain SICK. If you think that's bad, picture this:
20 of these students rushing and pushing onto a packed bus (geography and A-math textbooks in hand) making chatter even chimps can't understand and suddenly, SLOP! You hear the bloody seat behind you getting slushed on by urea-soaked uniform.
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! I'm like, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Let me remind you again, it's T-W-E-N-T-Y students like these chucking themselves all around you. The best part is, I never fail to encounter this whenever I make my trip on the very same bus at a particular time. There are only two ways to conquer this:
- Get a can of bloody Dettol/Lysol spray to allow yourself to breathe;
- Make sure it's ANTI-BACTERIAL.
