It is time! To UNLOAD ALLLLLL the thoughts I've been 'harvesting' in this wrinkled brain of mine for the past week! And here it comes...an entire list of totally RANDOM thoughts which I will c patent as a new form of abstract art.

1.Familiarity Breeds Contempt. Here's something which most of you would start thinking about!

2.There's a kid in the neighbourhood WHO IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!! I can't believe he did that 'KAAAAKK! TUI!' thing RIGHT IN THE BUS. Not to mention twice. I should have bitch-slapped that turd. But shit splatters..

3.What would it be like, if they had BEER FLAVOURED ICE CREAM!!!??

4.Star Wars 3 is coming out..I'll be looking forward to that I guess.

5.Scooby Doo, the ULTIMATE success story to subliminal messages EVER and the genius of Hanna-Barbera. More as to why in a short while.

Ok. Back to Scooby Doo. In case you never thought about this, Scooby Doo has GOT TO BE the secret messenger of all time concerning the consumption of cosmetic depressive drugs. In other words, whoever created Scooby Doo, did a bloody good job of promoting Marijuana.

Why do I say this? For one simple reason..Have you ever noticed how Scooby Doo ALWAYS goes, "Scooby DOOBIE Doo!!!" You see my position here? For ALL THESE YEARS, even as a kid, we never thought that such an innocent(but doofy) cartoon character much loved all over the world would harbour such dark motives...Such as our porn-viewing Ronald McDonald (refer to previous entries). Once again, the wonders of subliminal messages.

I bet most kids in the US. who HAVE watched Scooby Doo have in some way or another, have contributed to the number of dumb kids getting their asses busted each year for smoking crack. I BET.

And here's to prove it. I'm just sorry I don't have the videos nor do I know how to link up any to show how Scooby behaves EVERYTIME HE HAS A SCOOBY SNACK. If it's just pure orgasmic for that Great Dane, it's probably got to be doobie-induced.
I suspect that's not some ordinary doggy biscuit that Velma holds up each time. Just look at Shaggy. Doesn't HE turn out the same way as well?

Geezus..if I were to eat a dog biscuit, my teeth would probably CRACK the moment I bite down and if Shaggy can eat a doggy biscuit, I'd say he's got some preeeeetty strong teeth right there.
Who knows? We might be having one of two situations over here.

1.They've made an edible version of pot. or;
2.They've made a 'easy-on-the-teeth-and-Shaggy-friendly' doggy biscuit AND disguised the real doobie stashed inside.

The next time you get the chance to view an episode of Scooby Doo, find one with the scenes which I've just described and let me know about it.