Ok, so the date of the preliminaries draw ever closer. I've been giving some thought about this (as I always do with the uncommon) and it's occured to me that the scope of competitors might be narrowed down to these categories.

1. Bodybuilders who train in commercial gyms who think Strongman competitions are just like their 'workouts' (boy, will they ever be so WRONG. lol)
2. Melayu firemen who wanna try their luck and prove that other races are inferior;
3. Purely HUGE mega muscular strongmen who happen to be Chinese. Only to be disqualified later for the obvious use of drugs
4. Couple of Ang Mohs whom I'm just PRAYING don't appear to not spoil my chances of qualifying
5. and lastly, the commandoes who think they were trained to lift just about anything with their eyes (i.e eye power) just because they ate shit and slept in shit while they were in training.

So it's just this. Should all of the above cock-up due to 'divine intervention' or some reason or another, I'd basically have an ass parking space reserved for me on the 12th of March!

On to other matters of concern not related to anything I've mentioned. Ever wondered what could possibly be a cat's worse nightmare? Nah, it isn't the cat-neuterers from the SPCA (a misnomer in itself), nor is it the dogs around them. It's this..........

What if you were a cat, squatting and digging around out in the open plains or a sole patch of grass desperately seeking that peaceful shit, and you are in the process of making a dump while just 10metres away, you see a dog scooting around. You'd be thinking, "Oh fuck..why now??"

Think about it, the image of a cat having a shit while it literally sits (or shits) around waiting to be some bitch's lunch. Of course, that only applies if the dog's female. But the bottom-line is, it would be a pa-ree-tey traumatising experience you wouldn't wanna go through. Give it some thought. It's kinda like you having a shit in the bushes, knowing that a rattlesnake's gonna bite you somewhere 'tasty'.......