As usual, as any blogger would, I would be thinking of what to blog about. But what makes me different is that I take the time to plan out what I want to scream about, and how I go about doing it.
However, being the mega ass-memory that I am, the initial THREE things I wanted to blog about has now been reduced to two subjects... Coincidentally, these two botherations start with the letter 'S'. The first going by the infamously disgusting name - Steven Lim; and the second being SBS. Yes, I'm pissed with our local public transport provider once again.

Ok..for those of you who have never heard of Steven Lim, shame on you. Ironically enough, count your blessings you haven't seen who he is or heard of him. For reasons being simple enough, you'd go blind and then go deaf.

A little background information of who this assclown actually is, he goes by the ali-ass of the "Street Eyebrow Plucker". Mmmmm..I bet that wo
uld be ringing a couple of bells now, wouldn't it? What he does exactly is prowl around outside CK Tangs where the Mrs Field's brownie booth is in a fuckingly feeble and retarded attempt to market his brow-shaping services to young women. Mind you, it's illegal to do so.

If that still doesn't knock an image into your dreafully cursed memory (like mine), then you might remember him as "Troy Guy" from Singapore Idol. Yes. He IS that moronic imbecile that sang a disgracefully poor rendition of 'She Bangs' already made 'popular' by everyones' favourite William Hung, while stripping down to his yellow speedos in the absence of shame.

I took the effort to post his website for all to see. But I'm warning you...
YOU ARE ABOUT TO VIEW EXPLICIT CONTENT. VIEWER DISCRETION AND PARENTAL GUIDANCE ARE ADVISED.

Earth's Biggest Retard

Upon entering his site, the first thing you see is him proclaiming to be Singapore's most handsome, hunky and drop-dead gorgeous male in Singapore. I never wanted to vomit more when I saw this. Take the time to behold his miraculous (indeed) achievements and browse through his video and multimedia archives. But I'm warning you, stay away from his "How I became a hunk" sections. I'm still living in the trauma that this fruitcake came my school. Not that I'm proud of being in NYP but how could the school possibly produce shit like HIM?? The very fact that he graduated from NYP's school of business management makes me uncomfortable with the fact that I AM in directly affiliated with the jack-off.

I have honestly never met someone so thick in the head in ALL MY LIFE. I think this guy's got enough shit clotted up in his brains to make the entire sewage system in Singapore clog up and back out.

Next on the list..SBS.

I can never really understand how I've always got a bone to pick with this stupid company everytime something bad goes wrong on the bus. This time however, it's really not such a big boner. I'm just wondering how on 2 occasions my bus fare had $1.23 sucked up from it on a $0.63 bus ride. TWO occasions?! It caused my farecard to dive into negative value! I'd just say for now, blame it on the fuck-up of a driver who controls everything on the bus with his gadgety little panel as he drives..

I'd be really happy to punch Steven Lim right now....