According to the Sherwin's Dictionary of Insults and Crude Terminology, the topic of study for today would be the definition under, "Mentally Retarded". Known as Down's Syndrome in the Oxford dictionary, this modern day term has a different meaning to it.

"Mentally Retarded": To exhibit stupid behaviour in public leading others to think that there is something obtrusively wrong with that brain of yours. Serving to prove that you are indeed, a retard.

God made my life wonderful when He made me face people that fit the above description every morning or everyday. Take today's case for example. It's 6.55am at River Valley Road, just before the Frasier apartments. The family's in the car,it's still rather dark and all's quiet. The next thing I know, some fruitcake in a black honda civic comes swerving in and out of traffic at high speed which only contributed to making my heart skip a beat for fear of crashing right into my mom's car.
Now if there's something you don't do, it's modify a honda civic. With the common sense reason that it's pointless. A honda civic?? And if there's something else you don't do, it's trying to make your honda civic sound like a Ferrari F50. With the common sense reason that it's pointless. So off into the darkness that madcap driver went..I don't know where he went to but I'm just praying for the day his car gets wrapped around a tree.

The next example of mentally retarded people have to be those who go by the titles, 'GYM BUFFS'. If there's anything that sickens me more, it's looking at an underly-developed, underly-muscular male try to PUFF himself up in the presence of another male. Have any of you come across these people before? Let me just run through this bit by bit.

If you're not naturally big, DON'T go about flexing bones. You can't flush blood into a bone in an effort to make it look bigger. If you're not muscular, you're not muscular, please do not put on a baggy shirt while holding your arms out at an angle by your side. If you wanna air your armpits, there are better places to do it.

I just don't understand why modern models of masculinity like these live by the mentality of looking at another guy who's obviously occupied with something else and putting on that oh-look-I'm-bigger-than-you face. And then there was the BODYBUILDER. Yes, the BODYBUILDER..ok, so it was evident he worked out. He would have been deemed by some people as 'huge', 'a monster', 'twa jiak', 'muscular' whatever things..In my eyes, he was just another bodybuilder. He wasn't exactly THAT BIG in my books but he was ok. I've seen bigger men so it wasn't a surprise to me.
The thing that got me was what he was actually DOING in the train. Unless you were mentally retarded to begin with and didn't know, the mrt glass panels become somewhat reflective when a train goes underground. Now Bodybuilder over here was pretty impressed with the body he had sculpted, only to show for the entire world to see that he was blatantly flexing his titties in the glass. Adamently admiring himself.. Oh-look-I'm-bigger-than-you (one breast says to the other breast).

The other thing I hate is when people stereotype me. I just wish that strangers had the ability to tell the difference between Olympic weightlifters and steroid-guzzling bodybuilders. Next, I don't like it when people think that weightlifters have to necessarily be BIG. Listen up, being big, is the BODYBUILDER'S job. In my sport, you're only gonna be big if you happen to be in the 94,105 and +105kg weight classes. To make it worse, people who think that if you're big, you gotta have a small dick to go along with that.

ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED? I'd like to add that my prized possessions are of a decent size thank you. But all-in-all, the lesson to be learnt here is that 1)Almost every man that 'works out' in a public/commercial gym and thinks they're big only have big heads but little brains and 2) Someone needs to slap some bloody sense into dickheads like these.

Essentially, it all boils down to the fact the these guys have larger-than-life egos but smaller-than-piss brains.