Hokay..now the second installment of my "Idiots and their idiotic behaviour" segment shall come underway. And just about the biggest idiot I have seen,apart from Sylvester Sim, has got to be Nail Polish. Now, Nail Polish epitomises the the idea of horrible dress sense and looking like shit. Shiterally..
The best part is, he had a girlfriend along with him and she was carrying the biggest shimmery silver handbag I'd seen. I mean, she put auntys to shame with this one man. At that moment of time, I was probably thinking that these two came from the evolving generation of ah bengs. But first, let me describe the male to you in context.
His hair was a spikey mess and he had it coloured dirty blonde..nothing wrong with that. He was wearing Levis 501s..nothing wrong with that. He was wearing Nike Dunks..nothing wrong with that. But a huge Hello Kitty kiddy key chain pouch and really ugly leather accesories to go along with a purple t-shirt? That's just wrong. And let me recall..If I'm not wrong, he had purple,brown,green,black and ash painted randomly on different nails. Oh wait..he had pink too and fake nails..FAKE NAILS?? that was what caught my eye. Now if you remember correctly, I scrambled to look for a place to sit down after my encounter with Ms. Amazon. What a coincidence I had to sit down next to this guy who had just about everything ranging from monkeys to stuffed cats hanging off his ass.
He didn't seem very happy when I asked him if he could move his coffin keychain dangling from his crack so I could take a seat. If that wasn't bad enough,he didn't have to whisper into in girlfriend's ear and tell her I had a funny hairstyle. Jesus man...I'd say you don't look too bad yourself. In fact, you look smashingly stylish.
The cus de graz came when I wanted to send an sms. Off all the nerve he had, he took the opportunity to snoop over my shoulder to see what I was actually keying into my phone at that point of time. Like, what was his problem, honestly? I wasn't gonna send my friend a message saying I had a fucktard peeping over my shoulder..but still he lingered on until I turned and looked at him. Might I mention his girlfriend made a good cover though. The jackass was quick to resume his 'conversation' as soon as I had turned my head. Honestly, these kind of people are the ones who make me feel like giving them a facial - i.e. Bloody nose and makeover.
Singapore..a small country,many idiots. Just remember that when you come across these people, it's best to exercise restraint so as not to create a scene. Btw,more to come yea..and take note that ALL of these took place in the same train ride.
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
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