Dear Mr. George Bush/George W. Bush/Mr. President,
It has come to my attention that when you were in your prime (which was pretty much ages ago), you had a unibrow. Well I'd like to say that I'm just glad you've gotten rid of it. Sad to say however,the fact that you didn't do well in Yale university doesn't affect my decision that I support Saddam and John Kerry.
Regards and Best wishes,
Sherwin.