I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH SINGAPORE IDOL!!!!
Holy shit, when it comes to lousy Reality TV, it couldn't get any more pathetic than this. Simon Cowell would LOVE to give a piece of his mind on the sad bastards singing the night away every thursday.
First off, let's talk about 1.) The Judges.
Dick Lee. Yea, the name says it all doesn't it. When in comes to trying to imitate Simon Cowell's dry comic insult humour, no one does it better other than Simon himself. Unfortunately, every week you get a chance to see Dick TRY to shoot a snide remark at the contestants. Sad to say, he doesn't fit the bill. Stick to being a dick, Dick.
Next up in line, Florence Lian. I wonder which garden this weed of a woman came from. For Heaven's sake, STOP TRYING TO ACT MEAN! If you can't pull it off,you're just not meant to! Week after week you see her trying to act the bad guy alongside Dick being all stern and stiff. She'd be better off sucking his dick.
All right-o Douggie-O...Douglas Olivero. The judge who gives the neutral opinions. He's pretty all right, I won't bother him.
And finally, Ken Lim..Dude, this guy reminds me of the librarian back when I was at ACSi who was called Agnes. What's up with the glasses hanging on the bridge of your nose man? However, he does happen to be my favourite judge ONLY because he gives straightforward, blunt and no-nonsense comments. WHICH, f*cking mediacorp has failed to realise, SHOULD BE WHAT THE OTHER JUDGES ARE SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON.
Target 2.)THE CONTESTANTS.
CCB, where the hell do these assholes come from? Episode after episode, without fail, I turn on the tv at 10pm to see the results where they broadcast clips of the contestants singing and what do I get? An extremely PLEASING treat to my ears I must say. Turn on the television and?
"BWwaaaaAaaAaAKKkkK! CrrrooooWWwwww"
That's honestly what I hear. F*cking cows, cocks, chickens and crows crooning into a microphone. Best of all, these people have fans in the crowd going, "AHhh!!! OOHHHH!! WeeeEEE!! My BABEEEEE!!! MuACkZX! MUAcKzX!"
"Everyone's entitled to an opinion"<--- The very words of Ken Lim, and MY OPINION IS, TAKE BLOODY SINGAPORE IDOL OFF NATIONAL TV"
I will give you people out there who support this ghastly show the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps they've got a better sound system at caldecott hill but hell, it sure doesn't sound nice on tv especially in my living room. One thing's for sure, MOST Singaporeans aren't cut out to sing.
Who's next? 3.) Gurmit Singh.
Ok, so it's hard not to hate Gurmit Singh. For one thing,he's got such a people-personality and everyone loves him for being a nice guy. But don't you think his image doesn't quite fit into the whole idea of a pop idol search contest? For crying out loud, this guy's already a FATHER man what the hell..why can't we get someone more spunky?? And for one thing, STOP TRYING TO BE RYAN SEACREST! My God..nothing except "right after this break" comes out of his mouth after every sentence. If you're paid to say that, fine. But EVERY-SO-OFTEN??
Ok, so the results are cast in stone. There's nothing I can do about it and there's nothing I can do to change that. However, just like the results of the contest, I hope MY COMMENTS get cast in stone too and that you people out there can connect with what I'm saying and understand my plight. GOOD NIGHT!