Holy Crap..My brain's about to explode with so many happenings going on right now. Let's just say today has been a day out of the ordinary (sounds pretty cliche right?) because I didn't have to go for training. Yes, for those of you who know me well, I train every morning and every evening everyday of the week as a national athlete. Some of you may wonder how in the bugger's world I do it and I always tell people that question drives me absolutely Nuckin Futs. So what did I do today during my golden drop from heaven day-out? I went to watch a movie..how exciting isn't it? Have a bit of pity for me...I havn't been out in ages (and I do mean ages) and the last movie I actually watched was Super Size Me with my babe, Avril. I hope you guys can understand the predicament I'm in. I mean, I go for training, then to school, then to training again before I do all my basic necessaties such as eating, bathing and checking my email the moment I get home. The only time off I get is on Saturday evenings and that's when I try to spend as much time as possible with my loved ones.
But today was all right I guess...it's late now and typing my usual essay of an entry would simply strain my eyes and blow my balls up therefore I'm gonna try to finish this stupid thing fast. The Bourne Supremacy's a good movie on the whole but it's not great. Thing's got a bit unrealistic here and there along the way but that didn't really get on me. I guess the best part of the night was Kent's joke.
Four religious leaders were having an immense debate over who's god was not only the most powerful, but also to prove which god really existed. So there, on a cliff, lined up the Buddhist, the Hindu, the Christian and the Muslim. The Buddhist exclaimed, "We shall all jump off this cliff! Whoever is saved shall show whose god is the most powerful!" And all agreed.
The Buddhist ran and sprinted gung ho before jumping off the cliff. The next thing the other leaders knew, he was dead. Why? As he was falling, he tried lighting his joss sticks in mid air but his lighter flame got put out by the headwind.
Next, up came the Hindu. Blessed with the ability to run over burning coals an blinding speed, he ran and leaped off the cliff. But before they knew it, he was dead. Apparently trying to chant the name of a god whose name was too long didn't work.
Third, the Christian. He took a step off the cliff and prayed, "God! Help me!" and *SHOOM* an enormous hand swept from below him and placed him to safety. And he thanked his Saviour by saying, "Thank you God!"
Finally, the Muslim stepped up. He jumped with faith and exclaimed, "Allah Bismallah Tolong!" but nothing happened. He panicked but he thought quickly and shouted, "God! Help me!" and *SHOOM* the same hand swept from below him and caught him. He said in delight, "Thank you, Allah!" and before he knew it, the hand suddenly let go and he fell to his peril.