Hmmmmmm...it seems that there's a significant rise in the number of homosexuals as of late. I've got absolutely nothing against them whatsoever (I've had friends who were gay and some of my friends are bungs yah..) but I think it's time I let out another piece of my mind! YEAAAAA!!!
Okok..so enough hype. Well first we gotta remember this, just because some of them are super shitty in character, doesn't mean ALL of them are bad people right? Whoever said one bad apple spoils the whole basket deserves to have a couple of rotten ones shoved up his nose.
Ok, so anyway, I gotta start of by saying, I'm beginning to get reeeallly annoyed at some of these gay assholes (no pun intended,hehe) for one reason. If there's one way to tell which guy is gay and which guy is not, here it is..If you see someone smiling like some stupid cock for no reason, don't worry, he's just crazy (see if he starts talking to himself to double check). However, if he's smiling at GUYS and suddenly he turns to a lady and scowls at her, AH HAH! Then you've found your faggot. HOWEVER, I have to point out that theeeese are the shitty gays. Now, I've encountered a few of these guys before and always,ALWAYS they give this, 'I'm better than you' look. Seriously, it doesn't get any worse than that. Like I said, I'm all right with you guys being gay...but if you're gonna be assholes as well, then that's taking feminism a tad too far.
Now...on to the butches! No, not those men in aprons waving cleavers. Butches..girls who feel that they've got a bit too much testosterone in them. I totally respect them but recently, this couple I saw on a bus kinda pissed me off too..The same situation as the gay issue applied to the bung couple. They came onto the bus and maaaaannnn..did they REALLY have to make it sooooo obvious that they're lesbian? I mean,if you wanna go homo, that's fine but don't be an asshole while doing it. These two were pretty much staring at anyone who boarded and while they were at it, they thought it was pretty cool to put on their headphones and start thrashing their heads away (it's a pretty guy thing lah I suppose).
Which kinda makes me wonder...it's kinda sad actually..you pretty much die single and lonely cause Singapore doesn't exactly allow single-sex marriages now does it? So imagine, you grow up, you get a couple of girlfriends..yea,but after that, when you're 80,do you think you'll still be sporting that cropped top and looking like a boy? Didn't think so..
I wonder...if a lesbian couple went to bed..they would be using a strap-on,correct? But come to think of it, the androgynous one wouldn't be feeling much pleasure dishing out the thrusting now wouldn't she? So in the light of this, I have come up with a crazy concept (pretty much because I'm too free la) and this concept is called...The strap-on, double-headed dildo. I mean, think about it..two heads, the 'girl' gets it, the 'guy' gets it too! Imagine the slogan..

"DILDOMAX'S DOUBLE HEADED STRAP-ON!
DOUBLE THE PLEASURE,
DOUBLE THE FUN!!"

All right,now that was pretty whack I gotta say..ADIOS AMIGOES!